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Friday 7th January 2011, 8:23 PM GMT

As the topic suggests worst dates.

Mine was a girl turning up for a blind date, getting one word answers to any questions i asked and she had a weird walk.....Enough said

d0nnydark0

Member Posts: 46 Location: Highlands and Islands Offline

Monday 10th January 2011, 11:27 PM GMT

thats a great one picasso.
absoloutly makes me cringe.
i had this lass who i took for a picnic by a river and the whole time trying to make me lie down with my head in her lap (in sleep mode,not kinky mode) and anytime i tried to lift my head up to see what was going on,she pushed my head down and started getting angry and saying i don't realy like her...now that was weird!. erm,,we broke up then.

Sjdavis86

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Saturday 19th February 2011, 2:34 PM GMT

Lol - this is a great topic! Well thought of picasso! And i have to say WOW Donny, such a romantic, picnic by the river how lovely!
My worst date was where a guy took me out for dinner, it started off well, until he got so drunk he was sick before we even got our main meals - i ended up putting him in a taxi and sending him home- Alone!

Hotsnowflake

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Sunday 13th March 2011, 12:11 PM GMT

Lol I went on a date with a guy I met on-line who turned up wearing a star wars t-shirt which looked as old as the original movies - he then went on and on about the 6ft replica of Darth Vader in his living room and talked for ages about his ex. He only knew my profile name he never once asked me my name...

Susanne

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Sunday 13th March 2011, 7:44 PM GMT

Well, we don't have a member on here called DarthVader, by the way!

moonoo123

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Monday 14th March 2011, 10:11 AM GMT

My worst was when I was 15....it was so bad it stopped me going on dates since!

He didn't talk...we just went to the cinema in complete silence....so akward! He then begged me to go on another date because his Mum would give him money that he needed for her birthday present!!!

So weird....makes me cringe just thinking about it!

Hotsnowflake

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Monday 14th March 2011, 1:01 PM GMT

Quote: Susanne on March 13 2011, 7:44 PM GMT

Well, we don't have a member on here called DarthVader, by the way!

View original

He was from a dating site - haven't been on there again for some time...

rno791

Member Posts: 7 Location: Merseyside Offline

Monday 14th March 2011, 6:55 PM GMT

i got one! Some random guy added me on facebook and looked quite ok on his picture. When we met up, all i could see were his massive furry yellow teeth!! I stayed for one drink and then said i felt ill. By time id got home he deleted me off facebook!!

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Tuesday 15th March 2011, 9:17 AM GMT

Ive been married forever so mine is old when I was 14 but it made me into the control freak I am.

I was going to a friends birthday party and a guy I knew vaugely said if I met him he would drive me there and back. I was ok with that, then I noticed he kept slipping off outside and I followed to see him taking huge glugs out of a vodka bottle he had hidden by the door.

I made my excuses and left quickly managed to get the last train but missed the last bus had no money for a cab and had to walk home across the common at gone midnight.

I never go out now without having the means to get home either by myself (sober and driving) or with money and the number of a cab firm.

barbara124

Member Posts: 53 Location: Berkshire Offline

Tuesday 15th March 2011, 3:12 PM GMT

I once met a guy on a blind date where he turned up with a green anorack on and sat there with the hood on all evening. . all he kept saying was that i dont have any friends, he was dead boring. only stayed for 1 drink and then went home.havent seen him since not that i had a good look at him. babs

loyalgirl

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Tuesday 15th March 2011, 3:38 PM GMTEdited: March 15 2011, 5:44 PM GMT

my blind date happened to be roy cropper well not exactly spitting image of him though, long coat to plus the carrier bag i wasn't inpressed.

Susanne

Member Posts: 1177 Location: Surrey Offline

Tuesday 15th March 2011, 5:47 PM GMT

I just love reading this thread laughing about all those things happening to other people, very funny... of course as long as it doesn't happen to me...

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Tuesday 15th March 2011, 9:24 PM GMT

Decades ago when I was a lad there was this girl who I really liked. After months I finally had an opportunity to go on a date. Trouble was it coincided with a particularly busy time at work involving long hours with little sleep.
I fell asleep during my first glass of red wine. After months of anticipation "A disaster".
Beam me up Scottie.

tinker2

Member Posts: 2 Location: Hertfordshire Offline

Saturday 2nd April 2011, 6:23 PM BST

This thread reminded me of a date that wasnt really awful but very funny. I went kite flying at Dunstable downs, we had to buy a kite and assemble it.

As girls do, I read the instructions....unfortunately I was laughing so much I could hardly speak as I had to say 'Insert the bottom spreader!' ....or maybe its just my sense of humour? lol

Jackie545

Member Posts: 3 Location: Surrey Offline

Monday 11th April 2011, 5:52 PM BST

I've been on quite a few dates. Met guys who's photos have been 10 years old. One guy I met must of borrowed someone else's photo, as it wasn't him.

One of the last dates I went on, ended up to be the guy that lives in the flat below me. His new girlfriend was spread out in his patio garden yesterday. I had to go out, im hoping it won't be sunny next weekend.

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No Longer A Member Member Posts: 1 Offline	Friday 7th January 2011, 8:23 PM GMT As the topic suggests worst dates. Mine was a girl turning up for a blind date, getting one word answers to any questions i asked and she had a weird walk.....Enough said


d0nnydark0 Member Posts: 46 Location: Highlands and Islands Offline	Monday 10th January 2011, 11:27 PM GMT thats a great one picasso. absoloutly makes me cringe. i had this lass who i took for a picnic by a river and the whole time trying to make me lie down with my head in her lap (in sleep mode,not kinky mode) and anytime i tried to lift my head up to see what was going on,she pushed my head down and started getting angry and saying i don't realy like her...now that was weird!. erm,,we broke up then.


Sjdavis86 Member Posts: 4 Location: Devon Offline	Saturday 19th February 2011, 2:34 PM GMT Lol - this is a great topic! Well thought of picasso! And i have to say WOW Donny, such a romantic, picnic by the river how lovely! My worst date was where a guy took me out for dinner, it started off well, until he got so drunk he was sick before we even got our main meals - i ended up putting him in a taxi and sending him home- Alone!


Hotsnowflake Member Posts: 9 Location: Merseyside Offline	Sunday 13th March 2011, 12:11 PM GMT Lol I went on a date with a guy I met on-line who turned up wearing a star wars t-shirt which looked as old as the original movies - he then went on and on about the 6ft replica of Darth Vader in his living room and talked for ages about his ex. He only knew my profile name he never once asked me my name...


Susanne Member Posts: 1177 Location: Surrey Offline	Sunday 13th March 2011, 7:44 PM GMT Well, we don't have a member on here called DarthVader, by the way!


moonoo123 Member Posts: 19 Location: Cheshire Offline	Monday 14th March 2011, 10:11 AM GMT My worst was when I was 15....it was so bad it stopped me going on dates since! He didn't talk...we just went to the cinema in complete silence....so akward! He then begged me to go on another date because his Mum would give him money that he needed for her birthday present!!! So weird....makes me cringe just thinking about it!


Hotsnowflake Member Posts: 9 Location: Merseyside Offline	Monday 14th March 2011, 1:01 PM GMT Quote: Susanne on March 13 2011, 7:44 PM GMT Well, we don't have a member on here called DarthVader, by the way! View original He was from a dating site - haven't been on there again for some time...


rno791 Member Posts: 7 Location: Merseyside Offline	Monday 14th March 2011, 6:55 PM GMT i got one! Some random guy added me on facebook and looked quite ok on his picture. When we met up, all i could see were his massive furry yellow teeth!! I stayed for one drink and then said i felt ill. By time id got home he deleted me off facebook!!


No Longer A Member Member Posts: 56 Offline	Tuesday 15th March 2011, 9:17 AM GMT Ive been married forever so mine is old when I was 14 but it made me into the control freak I am. I was going to a friends birthday party and a guy I knew vaugely said if I met him he would drive me there and back. I was ok with that, then I noticed he kept slipping off outside and I followed to see him taking huge glugs out of a vodka bottle he had hidden by the door. I made my excuses and left quickly managed to get the last train but missed the last bus had no money for a cab and had to walk home across the common at gone midnight. I never go out now without having the means to get home either by myself (sober and driving) or with money and the number of a cab firm.




barbara124 Member Posts: 53 Location: Berkshire Offline	Tuesday 15th March 2011, 3:12 PM GMT I once met a guy on a blind date where he turned up with a green anorack on and sat there with the hood on all evening. . all he kept saying was that i dont have any friends, he was dead boring. only stayed for 1 drink and then went home.havent seen him since not that i had a good look at him. babs


loyalgirl Member Posts: 2 Location: Nottinghamshire Offline	Tuesday 15th March 2011, 3:38 PM GMTEdited: March 15 2011, 5:44 PM GMT my blind date happened to be roy cropper well not exactly spitting image of him though, long coat to plus the carrier bag i wasn't inpressed.


Susanne Member Posts: 1177 Location: Surrey Offline	Tuesday 15th March 2011, 5:47 PM GMT I just love reading this thread laughing about all those things happening to other people, very funny... of course as long as it doesn't happen to me...


No Longer A Member Member Posts: 4 Offline	Tuesday 15th March 2011, 9:24 PM GMT Decades ago when I was a lad there was this girl who I really liked. After months I finally had an opportunity to go on a date. Trouble was it coincided with a particularly busy time at work involving long hours with little sleep. I fell asleep during my first glass of red wine. After months of anticipation "A disaster". Beam me up Scottie.


tinker2 Member Posts: 2 Location: Hertfordshire Offline	Saturday 2nd April 2011, 6:23 PM BST This thread reminded me of a date that wasnt really awful but very funny. I went kite flying at Dunstable downs, we had to buy a kite and assemble it. As girls do, I read the instructions....unfortunately I was laughing so much I could hardly speak as I had to say 'Insert the bottom spreader!' ....or maybe its just my sense of humour? lol


Jackie545 Member Posts: 3 Location: Surrey Offline	Monday 11th April 2011, 5:52 PM BST I've been on quite a few dates. Met guys who's photos have been 10 years old. One guy I met must of borrowed someone else's photo, as it wasn't him. One of the last dates I went on, ended up to be the guy that lives in the flat below me. His new girlfriend was spread out in his patio garden yesterday. I had to go out, im hoping it won't be sunny next weekend.